October / 2001
Kindred Spirits

Doggone good dog
by: Teresa Bell Kindred

Duke, our Labrador retriever, has lived a soap opera life. When he was but a young pup he followed his mom and dad across the highway and, sadly, he was the only one who returned alive. Then a short time later he disappeared. I assumed he was lost and posted reward signs, put an ad on the local radio station, and talked to all the neighbors. No one had seen him.
An anonymous phone call informed me that Duke had been dognapped. They told me where they had seen a dog that fit his description. My sister-in-law and I waited until nightfall, donned our trench coats and sunglasses, and drove to the appropriate address. I opened the van door and yelled, "Duke!" then stepped aside as he leaped into her van. We squealed tires out of the driveway and Duke tried his best to lick me to death on the way home.
You would think he'd learn, but nooooo. It wasn't long until he went wandering again but this time when he returned he had been shot. Thankfully he recovered but we never did learn where he'd been or why someone had shot him.
The vet recommended that we have Duke neutered, as "sometimes that keeps them home," he said. So Duke had surgery, recovered, gained weight, and now has a permanent sleeping place next to our back door. He sleeps so soundly that when the alarm company came to install a burglar alarm they had to step over Duke to get in the door.
Once the UPS man delivered a package during a storm and when he got about a mile down the road he discovered Duke behind some packages. Last week my aunt stopped by for a visit and just as she got out of her brand new Lexus, Rip Van Dog Winkle woke up, raced past us, jumped into her SUV, and managed to get wedged in between her steering wheel and the driver's seat. I had to go get my husband to pull him out.
There are people who love animals and then there are people that just tolerate them. My cousin was thoroughly disgusted when Duke drooled on her. I just laughed and said, "love me, love my dog." She must still love me because she's coming back from Florida to visit again this year.
Duke listens to me and doesn't talk back. He always thanks me for any little crumb of attention I give him. When I go walking, he matches me step for step, and refuses to leave my side.
Man's best friend for sure, but definitely a woman's too.

Teresa Bell Kindred is a wife, mom, and teacher. Her latest book is Mom:PHD: Leadership Skills for Moms. Visit her online at www.teresakindred.com.