February / 2002
Kindred Spirits

Brace yourself
by: Teresa Bell Kindred

This week our 14-year-old son went to the orthodontist and came home wearing a million-dollar smile (okay, maybe not a million but several thousand anyway). He is the third one of our five children to get his teeth straightened, and we still have the twins to go.
I asked the orthodontist why he doesn't recycle braces. It seems like the environmentally correct thing to do. It hasn't been too long since our daughter had hers taken off. We could clean them up, run them through a sterilizer, and put them on the next Kindred Kid. The orthodontist laughed and my son rolled his eyes.
Without saying another word I handed my embarrassed son the bill. He quickly stopped rolling his eyes and asked me if the paper in his hand would affect how many presents he got for his upcoming birthday.
"What do you think?" I asked.
"I think now is not a good time to discuss presents," he replied.
He was right.
Braces have been around a long, long time. Phoenician mummies have been found with copper bands around their teeth, suggesting they were trying to straighten them. It's assumed that catgut was used back then, since stainless steel and nickel-titanium wires weren't invented yet. Thank goodness things have changed over the years. Now braces even come in assorted colors. Our daughter chose to make a fashion statement and requested purple with green rubber bands. Her brother is more conservative and asked for porcelain ones that are almost invisible and, of course, cost more.
By the time we finish making payments on our twins' braces we will have spent enough money to have purchased a cruise around the world or a Mercedes-Benz. But if we really wanted those things we sure wouldn't have had five kids.
All kidding aside, I'm thankful for our very talented and very patient orthodontist, because you really can't put a price on a smile.

Teresa Bell Kindred is a wife, mom, and teacher. Her latest book is Mom:PHD: Leadership Skills for Moms. Visit her online at www.teresakindred.com.